"I am single. You are single.
You're not getting any. I'm not getting any.
I have a car. Which has a backseat."
End quote.
Jawdropper right there.
It's weird to think my life legitimately consists of these things.
Maybe I'm being set up like in that movie "The Truman Show." Secretly my life is controlled, and I'm on tv. Whatever. Meanwhile.
I probably shouldn't even consider that offer. Probably.
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